Drunken Pumpkin

So what was Jeff up to yesterday? Well, it sure wasn’t work, jeez. I think his goal was to make my life as difficult as possible. But I shall soldier on and discover his true motivation for scouring the internet.

First, let’s try to get an overview of what we’ve got here.

There’s a little Robot Chicken, lots of howto sites, funny pictures, and stuff about fire and electricity. Right.

I think the Robot Chicken may have been a ruse. But we’ll come back to that.
It’s a pity that we only have the main pages for wikiHow and HowStuffWorks (actually, that’s great for you, but it makes my speculation much more wild.) However, from the other posts I can make an educated guess as to what Jeff was looking for on these sites. Poking around on the pages I come across a few likely candidates. First there is How to Generate Emergency Power. And of course there is a site on electro-magnets another critical component to this days plan. The code from both sites still warm from a recent user, but that could have been anyone. The real clue is a site to help implement his plan. With so many of his other posts talking about Homeland Security and Electricity there is really only one possible goal of visiting these sites. A one man anti-terrorism unit.

By converting his entire house into a giant Tesla coil Jeff will then possess one of the largest Electro-Magnets in the state. And when the terrorists come, he can switch on his Tesla house in the blinking of an eye and rip their missiles from the sky and their guns from their hands. Granted, all of those missiles and guns will destroy his Tesla house, but it can be refinanced and rebuilt, as the clip from Robot Chicken teaches us.

Tune in Saturday while I tell more fantastic tales of the man called Jeff!