I don’t know what this guy is saying
But I’m pretty sure I am not going to ask him to repeat it
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July 7th, 2006
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More fun with fire
Hard to be patriotic…
…if these people represent the masses.
Very cool illusion
Please don’t do this if you have epilepsy, a tendency toward seizures, or ever dropped acid.
The Matrix - recast with…
The Muppets
Beer commercial
A funny commercial for Heineken.
Dieting with the Nothing
Jeff knows I’m trying to lose weight. So what does he do but post links to alarmingly fattening foods. I think it may also stem from those bizarre culinary experiments from our college days. We learned then that spam and ramen can be combined with virtually anything and made consumable. Although I do recommend against sauteeing the spam in lamp oil. While the flavor added makes the spam pleasantly lemony, it does tend to burst into flame at the drop of a hat.
Jeff is also training to become a zen master. He not only wants to stay awake for days at a time he wants to use that time doing nothing at all. I can’t tell you the number of times that I would walk into Jeff’s apartment (he never locks his doors) and see him in a meditative state floating six inches off the ground. He won’t tell me how to do that one either. But he’s clearly working towards becoming one with the universe. After all, entropy doesn’t want us to do anything, and now Jeff has found out how to do that. Will the world be safe?
Of course it will. Jeff would only use his new found powers for good, like finding ways to frighten and annoy people that call and never leave messages on the answering machine. I hate it when people do that.
Mentos, Diet Coke, and Sparklers. We’re still working out how to make that delicious foam ignite. Maybe we need to steep the soda in lamp oil. It worked for the Spam, why not the soda.
And as a public service announcement, never trust a floating swami with an empty box of chicken broth in his hands, he is out to steal your bandwidth.
That’s all for now. Tune in tomorrow and find out how many oxen it takes to get to the chewy center of the Oregon Trail.
