Drunken Pumpkin

• Workingamerica.org

  Finally, a way to cash in on all these years of suffering!!

  (tags: Workplace Humor)

• iWorkWithFools.com

  On the theme of workplace humor… make sure to check out the Boss Key

  (tags: Workplace Humor)

• Mark Jenkins: Tape Sculpture

  Okay, this one is pretty funny

  (tags: Art DIY)

• Google Mars

  And I thought Google Earth was cool…

  (tags: Educational)

• The Best of British - The American’s guide to speaking British…

  (tags: Humor Language)

• Syd Barrett dies at age 60

  Sad news

  (tags: news)

• Health & Medical News - Magic mushrooms hit the God spot - 12/07/2006

  And in other news, Syd’s legacy continues

  (tags: news)

Catfish from Hell

…considering that it has a million and one sites dedicated to it, but the best I can make of the story line is this:

gods made the world wonderful,
screwed up,
now there is an Uber Bad Guy.

In truth, I can’t tell if there are supposed to be one or more than one god in this game. Kinda like the Old Testament.

Flyff: Fly For Fun - Game Information

Update: May 15th, 2007. Another “I’m stupid” admission. YouTube no longer has this video available. Never another YouTube post on the Drunken Pumpkin, you have my word on it. No I have to go find other YouTube posts that I’ve put up on this site and apologize there as well.

Geneva Convention does apply

How do you think Mr. Silliman pronounces his name?

Believe it or else, Jeff actually names all of the flies in his house and notes their passing. His flower box is filled with hundreds of tiny headstones from flies that have passed. I asked him how he can tell them apart and he spent an hour describing the tiny differences in wing pattern and color variations on their thorax. It was a little creepy to say the least. But that’s the kind of attention to detail that I’ve come to expect from him.

So, it came as no suprise to see Jeff loading up videos where someone clearly wasn’t paying attention to those sort of details. (By the way, Jeff was lying when he said he hadn’t counted those firecrackers, he just doesn’t like showing off.) I love it when news programs slam one of their sponsors. That’s one of the reasons why Hustler in the old days wouldn’t run ads, it looks bad when you say nasty things about people that have given you money. Not that I ever read Hustler, that’s just what I’ve heard.
Possibly from Jeff.

The tiles that respond to touch are a neat idea, but I’m holding out on the ones that respond to sound. Then when you’re jamming out on your Uke you can have your own shared hallucination with family and friends. It would also be a quick way to end an argument with an epileptic spouse. Just make sure you have your wallet handy.

Tomorrow Jeff reminisces about his visit with the Queen and we finally get to know about the prince’s weak chin and big ears. I know that’s been bothering me for a while.