Exhausted from the past week of scouring the internet for videos and websites Jeff took the day off to recharge his nano suit. So, I thought now would be a good time to talk about just how Jeff finds all of this excellent content.
The key to Jeff’s internet wandering is his nano suit. He uses it to shrink down to microscopic size and then climbs into his computer. From there on out he is quite literally surfing the internet. As the waves of information break over him he body surfs from site to site and country to country (except China, he never goes to China). He carefully grabs only the best videos and websites to deposit here for you.
I’ve been tempted to tell Jeff that that sort of thing isn’t really necessary, but he won’t listen. He keeps telling me that using Google is just being a nancy and I need to take more direct control of my internet experience.
An interesting sidenote is the nano suit itself. Jeff originally developed it as a weightloss program for the Soviet Army. Sadly, there was a bit of a misunderstanding about the concept of weightloss, and Jeff created a shrinking machine because smaller equals lighter. The Soviets were not amused and Jeff
took his first walk on the internet that day.
Tune in tomorrow when Jeff will have some new internet fruit for you to graze on, and this time I really mean that.
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