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August 14th, 2006
How do you make a bad joke better?
I’m not sure that the people who put this video together could decide either.
Remember when I showed you a site detailing how sparklers were made?
If not, it can be found here.
Here’s what you should NOT do with them.
Could Jeff be… Working?
It looks like Jeff may have actually encountered that obstacle known as “work”. I think his timing gives a little truth to what I had mentioned almost a month ago, Jeff is a one man anti-terrorist squad. With all of these new terror plots about it’s no wonder that Jeff has been a little bit on the busy side.
Jeff’s goals of saving the world from terror are often confounded by his need to make the world a better place, a mighty goal in itself. And both of these goals are confounded by the people out there on the avenue. Especially that chap on Pennsylvania avenue. If we look at Jeff’s thought for the day yesterday, we see that it is unwise to let important secrets out of the bag, especially when the secret seems to be that your leader isn’t all there.
To give Bush the benefit of the doubt he may be exercising a precept taught to Sun Tzu by Jeff, always look incompetent when you are competent and always look skilled when you’re at the hairdresser. Or something like that.
Jeff’s out making the world a safer place for all of us. So drop him a line and tell him that you appreciate his valiant efforts to create joy in an unstable world.
Tune in tomorrow as Jeff gives us a rundown of things that moo and the skillets that love them.
Thought for the day
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
~ Bertrand Russell


