Drunken Pumpkin

Animation of mandelbot fractal zoom set to “I Can’t Break Away” by Big Pig.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I’m sorry about the lack of a post from me yesterday. Like Jeff, I had a hell of a time getting onto the site and by the time I had a reliable in it was about 5 pm. I know most of you folks check us out at work, so it seemed a moot point to post after everyone has gone home. If my impressions of your viewing habits are mistaken, just drop me a line and I’ll make sure to post even if my body is covered in leeches and dipped in battery acid. (Don’t ask me how that is relevant, I don’t know.)

Well, I think It’s a good bet that Jeff spent a good portion of his day yesterday screaming at his computer like that German kid (I’m not posting a link, go look him up). Jeff really has quite the temper on him. I once watched Jeff eat a Volkswagen that wouldn’t start. It later turned out that it was just out of gas, which is good for Jeff, because that stuff is quite the terror on one’s digestion.

In light of the fact that Jeff was one of the original eight dwarves I’m not sure if he is pleased that more people know their names than Supreme Court Justices or not. Jeff got caught out back with Dopey and Walt decided that maybe only one addict dwarf was sufficient. Jeff still swears it was only Dopey that was smoking and he was only cut because he had too much sex appeal for Disney to handle. But he usually only talks about those days when he’s had a little too much to drink and it’s best to just let him go.

I still don’t know what Jeff is talking about with John Stewart and Kermit. When is John talking to a sock?

Just so you know, some days I feel a whole lot like Andy Warhol.

Tune in tomorrow to see if the site will crash like the first Wright Flyer or if our server has got all of its problems sorted out.