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. . . if you would even consider using lucky numbers given to you by a fortune . . . you need to do the following:
1. Go get a dictionary and look up the word irony.
2. Mark the page so you won’t lose it in the next step.
3. Beat yourself over the head with the dictionary and repeat the phrase “I am unfit to live without supervision” 300 times.
Funny site, it can be found here.
look at the colors!
Life…is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
~ Douglas Adams
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