Drunken Pumpkin

I’m putting this up to annoy Elsa.

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

Yesterday we surpassed 12,000 page loads to date for this site. While it may not be near what other sites are doing on a daily basis, I think that it is a pretty damned good for three months of recreation.

Special thanks to anyone who has visited The Drunken Pumpkin more than once.

Early this morning, I signed my death warrant.
~ Michael Collins on signing the Irish Treaty. He was assassinated a few months afterwards.

Jeff had been looking at getting a new puppy for around the house. He has a puppy for the office and the car, but he needed one at home, too. I’m pretty sure that’s how he found the article about the flaming trailer full of puppies. Let’s face it, that is a little on the depressing side, so he went off to look for something to make him feel a little bit better.

I know one of the things that makes me feel a lot better is finding out that something I can’t have isn’t something I would want anyway. I think that short little vid may have convinced Jeff that cats really are better than dogs. I know I have come to accept that fact.

Animal fixations aside Jeff went off in search of some other way to enliven his living space. And what better way to do that than with spray paint? Unless, of course, you do it with lots and lots of cardboard. Jeff has been planning to do something similar to his own office space. He said, “at least then I’d have a window.” And a window is an important thing when you have a Great Dane as your office dog, they need something to look out of or they get bored.

Tune in tomorrow as Jeff continues his quest for the perfect cup of boiled marmalade and the tabs on his spreadsheet.