Jeff was renewed his search for the source of his awesome mind control powers. I can only imagine his sadness at discovering the poor behavior of his mentor, Darth Vader. It’s one thing to be an evil overlord questing for the destruction of all competition, and quite another to be a jerk partaking in such infantile pranks.
Jeff has always had misgivings about the biblical concept of the “Nephilim” and the idea that we actually evolved from aliens would certainly be a bit of a comfort. An alien in the roots of the family tree would certainly explain Jeff’s obsession with perpetual motion machines and his ability to bend the weather to his will. It would also explain why he is a good foot and a half taller than damn near everyone he knows.
I have heard him say that he dreams of music made by the sound of rocks cooling in the night after the two suns on an alien world had set. The sound he always described is suspiciously similar to the video that he posted. Perhaps he has found a fellow alien somewhere out there on the internet. That guy also looks like his built a little like Jeff, though Jeff does have a little more hair than that fellow.
And who, but aliens, would place people that would ask questions like, “whose death terminated your first marriage?” in a courtroom, really?
Tune in tomorrow as Jeff regails us with more stories from the home world and pictures of alien topography.
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