Disturbed by body piercings
Really extreme body piercings, do not click on the links below unless you are prepared.
{ Daily Archives }
September 2nd, 2006
Thought for the day
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others. ~ Groucho Marx
The Hippie Migration
Where have all the hippies gone? Jeff was asking himself that yesterday and he appears to have come to a frightening conclusion: They have all gone over to the Right.
Hippies are best known for being outspoken, unwashed, and drug addled. When you look at the available facts it becomes apparent that GW and Rush are the poster-children for the nuvo-hippie.
Maybe they were on their way to Woodstock in search of free love and drugs and got a little turned around on some turnpike and ended up in DC. Imagine how frustrating that would have to be. All they really wanted was to hang out and watch the pretty colors and suddenly they find themselves stuck in gridlock and the only chemical they can get their hands on is cocaine. I think that might make me angry enough to go start a war and grab all the cash I could, too.
The dancing cattle is really just a side effect of that time they actually managed to get ahold of some acid. The cow belonged to Jeff, and really was shaking its booty, but was of normal proportions. One of the first things to go with heavy drug use is a sense of perspective.
Drop by tomorrow when Jeff looks for further evidence that cattle should be allowed on Soul Train and the aliens are only looking for dance partners.
