{ Daily Archives }
September 9th, 2006
Extra thought for the day
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Karate chimp
Oh, the horrible things we make animals do to amuse us.
Joke for the day
An German Shepard went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
Commercial for Visual Opticiens
Artists are always misunderstood.
Thought for the mathematicians
As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
