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September 13th, 2006
Hu’s on first?
Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that’s what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that’s what I’m telling you, Mr. President. Continue Reading »
Pulp Fiction in 30 seconds
This is hilarious. They stay remarkably true to the original script (besides the fact that all characters are bunnies)
Many, MANY more here.
Thought for the day
Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past ~ George Orwell
Schoolroom Memories
Jeff’s internet exploration took him back to some familiar territory. The pop quiz was something that one of his least favorite teachers used to spring on him and his classmates. And it wasn’t just the normal dread of a quiz you weren’t prepared for it was a quiz full of the absurd questions that Jeff posted yesterday. After all of the quizzes were turned in the teacher would proceed to read out the list of answers and tell each of the students that they would never make it as an astronaut if they didn’t realize there was no such thing as a Mamma Bull.
In an homage to that particular teacher Jeff posted the picture of the giant sand castle. The scary looking bust in front is a made from a life cast of Jeff’s former teacher, and if you look closely, in the foreground is a person in a cage. Those are actually molds of Jeff’s hands. Believe it or not they are actually drawn to scale, Jeff has very demure hands.
Jeff and I have both watched our friend Dave live out that commercial from Quelle. Only he wasn’t the fellow sitting down. We probably could have prevented him from such an occurence, but then he wouldn’t learn on his own. Plus, it was pretty funny to see that happen in real life.
If you watch the boat video closely you can see Jeff looking over the railing of the larger ship waving the “all clear” sign for the anchor. Sometimes Jeff is just a jerk.
Tune in tomorrow when Jeff attempts to get retribution for that last little remark.
