Drunken Pumpkin

Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA - everyone has heard this conspiracy theory. It is considered the cornerstone of crazy talk. But have you ever looked at the arguments made in an attempt to provide reasonable doubt? Continue Reading »

Why make things up? The truth is much funnier. Article can be found at BBC.

If you do not remember the cartoon “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” you will not get this joke. Go watch it now, then come back. We’ll wait.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. ~ Mark Twain

In his never ending battle in the war on terror Jeff has made it a personal mission to find Osama Bin Laden. As of yet all he has been able to find is Osama Bin Pumpkin. What Jeff didn’t post is the porch that previously contained that pumpkin and all of the bullet holes from Jeff’s questionably legal assault rifle. The owners were not amused, but they were placated when Jeff told them he would immortalize their handiwork on a website viewed all over the world.

Jeff was also out looking for information on our present space program, and what they might do in the case of an impending asteroid impact. I think he may have been a little disheartened when he discovered the plan was to have a little TR7 looking space ship scoot around firing small nuclear warheads at the incoming matter in the hopes of saving the planet. I find it an amazing use of remote controlled technology to save the lives of others.

I still don’t know what’s up with that “Numa Numa” song. My wife likes it quite a bit, but it just doesn’t make any kind of sense to me. I did like the stop motion Legos, though.

Tune in tomorrow as the march of the Republicans continues and we help them find their way out of Congress.