Drunken Pumpkin

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  Possibly the most bizarre and useless site I’ve ever seen

Listen to it once, hear it for the rest of your life.

WARNING: The song loops. Click your browser’s back button when you are done listening to the song, don’t wait for the song to end or your brain will end up trying to escape through your ears.

Lyrics:

here’s a llama
there’s a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama’s llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it’s told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i’ve run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

Last updated: 04/24/07

Anyone who has visited our site on a regular basis has probably become aware that for some reason, mid day Friday our server has some issues. I bring this up because the site is loading extremely slowly for me, and I already have all of the files displayed as part of the site cached on my terminal, so if you are currently trying to visit and are experiencing slow load times, my apologies. If you are returning after having given up during the day today, thank you for coming back.

Also, we have just found out that there is a common flaw with the software that we use to generate this site. If you try to post a comment and get an error message then our software is trying to confirm that you are not an automated spam program while your firewall or antivirus software is preventing your computer from identifying itself. If you would like, go to the About:jeff link in the sidebar to the left of the page and email me your comment and I will put it up for you. I will not reply to any emails that I receive unless asked to, nor will I be retaining any information about emails received. Once the comment is posted, your email will be deleted from my account.

Thanks for visiting the Drunken Pumpkin.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

I tried to think but nothing happened! ~ The Three Stooges