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October 14th, 2006
Thought for the day ~ Jimmy Durante
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. ~ Jimmy Durante
Ha-cha-cha-cha!
Hiding From a Scary Day
Normally, I’d just blame the lack of a post on Friday on some sort of technological foul up and move on, but I think this may have been a little more serious than that.
Cats and toilets should not be thought of at the same time. At least that is what the parole officer told Jeff oh so many years ago. I was around for that little exploit, and it still gives me bad dreams. The video brought back waves of horror. I told Jeff that you couldn’t train a cat to do that, and all this time later I discover that you can. Who knew? Apparently, Jeff did.
And then there was Osama Bush Laden. I’m still waiting for Fatherland Homeland Security to show up at our front door to discuss this “humor” site of ours. I know that they are putting together some kind of sedition case against us. Jeff says he hasn’t seen the guys with binoculars and radios yet, but he will. He will.
llama, llama, duck
Tune in tomorrow when we become the subject of our own Conspiracy of the Week, and Jeff implants more of our subliminal advertising for livestock in your head.
