As the Holiday finally arrives Jeff finds himself woefully unprepared for the festivities. After all, there are pumpkins to work into incredible shapes and animals to make look like fools.
As Jeff was out questing for something new and exciting to do with a pumpkin he was directed to a host of photos by a reader. Now Jeff is fairly good with a carving knife, and I’m sure that a pumpkin makes less noise than what he normally deals with, however, I think these may be beyond what Jeff can accomplish in just the few short hours he has until the ghouls and goblins come knocking at his door. That is, if anyone is silly enough to knock on Jeff’s door at this time of year. In past years I’ve discovered it’s best to just throw something at his door and duck. I can’t tell you how much that’s saved in dry cleaning.
And of course there’s a little religion thrown in there. What’s a pagan holiday without a brief lesson in comparative religion, really? You know, now that I think about it, I wonder if the llama song was written by a Hare Krishna. Llama, Rama, they sound an awful lot alike.
That’s all for now, tune in tomorrow when Jeff recovers from the aftermath of Halloween and tries to scrape the shrink wrap off his car.
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