As the work week wound down last Friday Jeff was clearly looking forward to his weekend, well most of his weekend, anyway.
With Halloween only a few days out Jeff had plans to replicate the dog ghost costumes in order to increase his candy intake. The chief problem with this plan is Jeff’s lack of a suitably trained group of dogs to do his evil bidding. He has dogs, yes, but his are the kind that sniff your crotch or run away if you come too close to them. And let’s face it, that sort of behavior isn’t going to score a whole lot of candy for anyone. So Jeff was thinking maybe he’d just give it a go with the stray neighborhood cats instead, since they’re all a little better behaved.
Jeff was looking forward to the weekend until he found the He said, She heard song again. He remembered the last time that he played that song for his wife. It did not go well. In fact, that’s Jeff on the couch on stilts. Elsa can be very vindictive at times. But not as much a jilted lover on the bomb squad.
Tune in later and hear more of the exploits of Jeff.
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