Drunken Pumpkin

A modern epitaph

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
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It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president’s birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends ~ Anonymous

I know that I’m not supposed to mention the Adsense stuff on the page, but sometimes it’s just a little too weird to let slide. Over the last three days or so it has been showing something for “Republican Merchandise”. Now, I know that these ads are supposed to be contextual, but for the life of me I can’t sort out how pictures of animals in Halloween costumes says “Republican”.

I’ll also grant that I extrapolate a lot of stuff about Jeff’s doings for each day. (Okay, I make it up, are you satisfied?) But that’s my job, it’s my reason for posting on the site, and my reason to get out of bed. What’s Google’s excuse? And I didn’t think machines were supposed to be creative.

Anyway, Jeff was definitely excited about last nights festivities. I think he may have partaken of the secret to invisibility to snag a little more candy for his basement cubicle. Halloween is the one time of year the Jeff is allowed copious amounts of sugar that is not already steeped in blistering hot McDonald’s coffee. And, if past years are any indicator, Jeff likes to stock up on all of the free sweeties.

I hope all of you saved a little energy for the day of the dead. Tune in tomorrow for more exploits of the human/supernatural interaction that is Jeff.