Drunken Pumpkin

What kind of complaints brought on the need to include these instructions? “My hat keeps falling off my bum”?

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. ~ Nancy Reagan

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

I’m interested by the phrase on the tombstone. I wonder if R. Andersen was done in by a fellow computer nerd. Which, of course, casts a little suspicion onto Jeff. It was a few years back I heard Jeff muttering something about that little bastard not pretending to be an admin anymore. But I’m certain that was something completely unrelated.

While Jeff may have been having fond recollections of past felonious activity, he must have felt the need to be in the company of other great law breakers. And that will nearly always lead you to Congress. I’ve heard from other sources that the list Jeff posted is not particularly accurate, but, really, since when has accuracy been much of a concern here at the Pumpkin?

The lyrics to “I Will Survive” fit that concept a little too well. I wonder if that was the intent all along? Somehow I doubt it, but if there are Christian death metal bands, why not Christian disco?

Tune in tomorrow as Jeff unleashes the last of his Halloween fury with images of a pet rhino in a halloween tutu.