Drunken Pumpkin

Six months ago, with the help of a rather scary computer expert, I deconstructed the life of an airline passenger simply by using information garnered from a boarding-pass stub he had thrown into a dustbin on the Heathrow Express.

Read the full article here

Also to redefine “enemy combatant” and make Congress (with judicial oversight) responsible for interpretation of the Geneva Convention.

Read Dodd’s press release here

Money can’t buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Jeff was on a roll yesterday as he pushed the envelope of what was considered safe for work. Starting with the pic of the chained up VW.

Everyone knows that the Volkswagen was meant to be the car of the people. And over time it has become common practice to have a trusty VW for the family car. To show such a family appliance in a such a state of subservience where it has become a chained up slave is simply irresponsible. It really was just a step away from showing a grandmother in bondage. (Okay, maybe a couple of steps, but you get the picture.)

And then there was the family cat, forced to do hard labor, and for reasons unknown. It might be acceptable if we knew that the kitten was a third time convicted felon and needed some kind of corrective intervention, but Jeff left us hanging about the reason for such a fluffy creature to be subjected to indentured servitude. Truly such barbarism should not be condoned, let alone displayed for public sport. Are we animals?

Of course, some people might be upset by the “dirty words” in the other posts, but those are protected speech. Anyone who has a problem with that can %$@# off. Or something like that.

Tune in tomorrow when Jeff remembers he’s an American and limits himself to scenes of death and other wholesome activities of that nature.