Drunken Pumpkin

Animation by Sean McBride

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

In light of Jeff pointing out my Philosophy, I think it safe to say how I might handle that problem with Sen. Tim Johnson. Instead of being passive-aggressive about the whole thing just take matters into your own hands. No “How you doing, there, Tim?” from me. No sir, it’s “Can I help you down these stairs, Tim?” Because lord knows those steps can be a little steep, and folks with brain injuries have some serious trouble negotiating that sort of thing. Problem solved. But there’s a lot of old codgers that hang their hat in the Senate. Just think, in the matter of a few weeks we could have quite a lot of new blood, so to speak, in charge of our country.

I bet they never let me into that building after those kinds of statements.

I have to guess that yesterday’s posts are just Jeff’s first volley to prove that he’s a real person and not some ROM construct built to hack the system for Armitage. He’s clearly gone on the offensive and I may need to redirect his attacks. That way it doesn’t effect my ki by opposing him directly. (I don’t know what that means, either.) Maybe I should just point Jeff at shopping mall Santas and see what happens.

Actually, that sounds like great fun. Tune in tomorrow for reports from the front in our battle against Mall Santas and their lame candy and expensive Polaroids.