Drunken Pumpkin

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As if you can’t find any Christmas songs

To those who can’t understand why we were attacked

“Stability in Iraq ultimately depends on spreading the message of Jesus Christ, the message of peace on earth, good will towards men. Everything depends on everyone learning about the birth of the Savior.” ~ Representative Robin Hayes, North Carolina

Life is what happens when you’re making other plans

Jeff rarely worries about being Politically Correct. I mean, just look at how he insulted my wife yesterday (I have a degree in Philosophy). And I think Jeff was out trying to figure out what the rest of the world was thinking. I know that I was certainly confused by the Seattle airport that pulled down their Christmas trees rather than putting up a menorah. But some people are just silly.

While investigating the ideas behind political correctness Jeff learned that the goal is for everyone to be truly equal. That means everyone’s favorite color is now gray, because we don’t want anyone looking flashy. Anyway, if equality is our goal then it looks like we might have to do something about those animals with the extra photoreceptors. I remember last time Jeff had to correct those little errors of evolution to keep the status quo. He still has the bat that he used for that one.

Tune in tomorrow for more harrowing tales of the holidays and what you can do to prevent Mall fires.