If you have read Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughter-house Five you know that a “blood gutter” is that groove on the side of a really big knife to let the blood out when you stab someone. And if you haven’t read that book, now you know anyway.
Jeff must have been interested in the concept of a “blood gutter” and other possible implications of the same. And off he went to find pictures.
I also think that Jeff has been worried about cleaning out his own gutters. Jeff doesn’t own a ladder, and just jumps to the roof from a nearby tree. Normally, this works out fine due to his Jedi talents, but it can still be a little distressing. It really was a good thing that he found someone that is even sillier about the way they clean their gutters. Although they may have swept them of leaves, I think they may have left a little something else behind. And hence the cleaning crew.
I wonder if blood is as difficult to remove from Aluminum as it is from fake leather? I’ll bet the guys in that cleaning crew know. And do they give a discount for volume? the world may never know.
Tune in tomorrow for more stories of the Christmas coconut and the kiwi that loved it.
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