Drunken Pumpkin

Word spread through the British criminal fraternity that microchips used in Ford automobile radios could be used to decode premium channels when used to modify digital TV boxes.

The myth caused automobile crimes to soar fourfold in November of 2006 and police figures revealed that thefts of Ford radios accounted for 95 per cent.

The full story can be found at The Bolton News.co.uk and Scopes.com

I love to use this recipe every New Year’s and have always had great success.

Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
2-1/2 cups flour
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle favorite brand of tequila

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

U.S. President Gerald Ford, died December 26th, 2006

Last updated December 26th, 2006

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Peter Boyle, died Dec. 12th, 2006

Frank Stanton, died Dec. 25th, 2006

James Brown, died Dec. 25th, 2006

And 76 US soldiers stationed in Iraq have died through the course of the month of December.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

Unlike most folks Jeff has become aware of the fact that a Christmas without Muppets is like a day without a rain of money; all too common and a little less amusing.

And remember to keep a careful tally of your loot. You know that’s the first question you’ll be asked when you get back to work/school. And if you didn’t get anything snazzy, it’s okay to make that kind of thing up to irritate your co-workers.

Tune in tomorrow for post holiday festivities like bobbing for pine cones and Christmas light tangle.