Santa Wages

I could see why Jeff might be averse to confronting a Mall Santa after that shocking display on video. But you only know half of the story. Jeff used to work as a Mall Santa, and he said it was actually part of the contract that you could get a few kicks in in the event of stopping a shoplifter. That’s why Christmas has become such a commercial affair over the last decade or so. Santa’s are encouraging a lust for goods, knowing full well that the little tikes can’t afford them, and so someone is going to steal them. After that, it’s just a matter of time before the unlucky devil is running past the Santa’s platform and then the real compensation for being a Santa kicks in, so to speak.

Jeff has a big weekend ahead of him. Just listen to the Statler Brothers song he posted. That’s quite the laundry list of things to do. See if you can keep up.

Tune in tomorrow for more Santas, and probably, more fan videos.