 | Drunken PumpkinAmusing Ourselves | We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. ~ Alfred Hitchcock |
{ 2006 12 07 }
Harold Halterman, traveling salesman, goes into a restaurant for breakfast on Christmas Day. After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs benedict.”
His order comes a while later and the eggs are served on a big shiny hubcap.
He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?”
The waiter says, “There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”
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