Drunken Pumpkin

These are by far and away one of the most stunning furniture designs I have ever seen.

A line from the DB Fletcher website made me laugh, though…

Please understand that this is an extremely special piece of furniture, of exceptional quality and design – it is not for everyone by a very very long way and can only be afforded by the lucky few of us with exceptional wealth.

Technorati Tags: furniture, DB Fletcher

Media Scanning & IDS Administrator CFS: Chenega Federal Systems

Job ID 11169
Company Name Chenega Federal Systems
Job Category Government/Military; Clerical/Administrative
Location Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Position Type Full-Time, Employee
Experience 0-1 Years Experience
Date Posted January 16, 2007

If you are interested in applying for this job you can find it on HotJobs.com

Someone is about to pay $201 for an ordinary $1 bill on Ebay

I hear a lot of people griping about pharmaceutical firms advertising their medications straight to the public, but let’s face it - wouldn’t you rather have some information about the medication BEFORE your physician hands you a prescription? Wouldn’t you rather know what medications would be appropriate for your particular condition and be involved in the treatment of your medical issues, rather than just leaving it all up to a doctor who may be subject to lobbying efforts by the marketing arm of a pharmaceutical firm? Yes, I realize that it’s the same arm of the firm that is responsible for the commercials, but work with me here.

In the interests of an informed public, I bring you yet another advertisement. Ask your doctor if tequila is right for you.

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality

“So, some people died, but look at our numbers!”

I haven’t checked into it, but I wonder how the sales on the Nintendo Wii have been in light of all of this trouble. And isn’t it great that their initial problem, idiots that couldn’t grip a controller, was fixed by selling them a little lanyard. Is that great marketing, or what?

What I am fairly certain of is Jeff finding a way for us to monetize this. Maybe we could embed some seizure inducing video and then sell the email addresses of all of the complaints to a company to spam them for anti-seizure medication. Of course, that assumes that someone will actually contact us, and, so far, you folks have been loathe to do so. We know you’re out there. We can see the silhouette on the windows, but, alas, you never knock.

Anyway, Jeff is out for a way to draw you into our little world. Now he has even resorted to referring to MLK. I wonder just how far out of context Jeff took that quote. King may have been hypothesizing about the opinions of the local squirrel population. You never know.

And there is never too much trancendentalism for Monday morning. I think there may just be too much Monday morning for trancendentalism.

Tune in tomorrow when Jeff calls me a charlatan and produces the rest of Kings statement, proving it had nothing to do with squirrels.

Technorati Tags: Nintendo Wii, trancendentalism