January 25th, 2007

…but maybe enough to hurt her own claims

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I think I’ve seen many types of placemats that were more attractive

Assorted fabric placemats, Just 99 cents

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Weakens his own defense.

Headline: Reaves denies shoving Brooks commissioners<br />
I wasn't shoving anyone and I did not say one cuss word.  Whoever said that was a damn liar. - Rep Henry Reaves

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A woman has sued a Spanish-language radio station in Chicago,

claiming it refused to give her the Corvette she won in a 2005 contest because she is undocumented.

Maribel Nava Alvarez, 22, said she was never told she needed to be a U.S. citizen or legal resident to win the car in a raffle sponsored by WLEY-FM.

In a news release, the radio station said the law requires it to get a valid Social Security number or tax identification number from anyone who wins prizes worth more than $500.

The above is excerpted from an article on the Associated Press. The full article can be found here

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Philosophical zombies

T Rex: Oh man, let's talk about zombies!  They're the coolest by far!  Philosophical zombies, that is! Allosaur: Philosophical zombies?  Do you mean like zombie Plato or Ayn Rand or something? T Rex: While that would likely be more fun to talk about, I am instead referring to the idea of a person who acts externally like a real, sentient person, but who lacks consciousness.  A mental zombie!  A philosophical zombie. Allosaur: But these zombies act human? T Rex: Sure do! But inside they are dead. Allosaur: So there's no real way to tell if anyone is a philosophical zombie.  This is the same old I'm only really sure of my own consciousness argument, only sexed up with the living dead! T Rex: You must admit that it makes the whole debate a lot more interesting. Allosaur: Not really! Philosophical zombies never even eat the flesh of the living! T Rex: Well they probably could, if they wanted! We all probably could, if we wanted, you know?

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Thought for the day ~ Oscar Wilde

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

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Top 5 Things You Would Know About Jeff if You Paid Attention

As promised I will make a vain attempt at imparting wisdom in the form of a list.

5. Jeff spends all of his time in small spaces, both at work and at home. According to the Coen brothers this might be indicative of him being an academic.

4. Jeff has a predisposition for soup can antennas. I really don’t get that.

3. Jeff was a dressmaker for J. Edgar Hoover. His designs were really quite flattering, even on such an unconventional figure.

2. Jeff has turned his home into a giant electro-magnet to keep us all safe from hijacked planes.

1. Jeff is a Jedi Master. At least that’s what he keeps telling me. Usually when I’m about to hit him with something heavy. Like the state of Nuclear Weapons in the world.

Tune in tomorrow for more scintilating facts about Jeff, most importantly, what he was up to.

Pyrophage

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