We’ve been kicking around the idea of a caption contest for some time - something to allow visitors to show us what kind of off-the-cuff wit they have, so here it is, the inaugural caption contest.
Post your submissions as comments to fill the speech balloon in the picture above. The winner will be determined and notified by February 9th via email (make sure to fill in your email address when posting your comment.
Pyrophage, tell them what tantalizing prizes are up for grabs…
No Purchase Necessary
Must be a citizen (of any nation)
Employees of the Drunken Pumpkin not eligible for any prizes

























Dave | 29-Jan-07 at 12:58 pm | Permalink
\’Yes, they are about to fall out.\’
Amanda | 29-Jan-07 at 2:02 pm | Permalink
Yep — still healing from that head-swap surgery.
jeff | 30-Jan-07 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
Mowing for 72 hours straight - that puts me in the Book of World Records for sure!!
Mrs. Pyro | 31-Jan-07 at 6:20 pm | Permalink
Cletus Escobar: the Man, the Myth, the Mower
Chad Edge | 02-Feb-07 at 9:13 pm | Permalink
That’ll teach the mutt to crap in my yard! Steel vs bone - steel wins!
Chad Edge | 02-Feb-07 at 9:13 pm | Permalink
I’m not stopping ’till my face matches the paintjob! Mow on!