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February 12th, 2007
Redneck Man’s pick up lines
| 1) | Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. | 2) | Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. | 3) | My Love fer you is like diarrhea - I can’t hold it in. | 4) | Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out. | 5) | Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. | 6) | If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole. | 7) | You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away. |  |
Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman - “WHAT?” Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.” |
9) | I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. | 10) | I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. | 11) | Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. | 12) | If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. | 13) | Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. |
Thought for the day ~ Dizzy Dean
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
