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February 14th, 2007
Bush Cuts Off Diplomatic Relations With Congress
WASHINGTON, DC: President Bush announced Monday that his administration will permanently sever ties with the democratically controlled United States Congress, ending a nearly 220-year-old alliance between the two governmental branches.
“Our administration no longer recognizes the authority of this rogue body,” said Bush in a televised Oval Office address. “Clearly, these combative men and women have a political agenda in direct opposition to our own. They have no concern for my national interests, and have left me no choice.”
Don’t worry, the above is excerpted from TheOnion.com. It hasn’t really happened
Thought for the day ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
