Drunken Pumpkin

I’ve been having increasing fun with Pyrophage’s declarations of a central theme of the week for Drunken Pumpkin over the past couple of weeks. I waited with great anticipation this morning to see what this week’s theme would be, so that I could jump into the fray and scramble to produce something that fit into his designated topic of discussion. Granted, I have trouble keeping focused, but nonetheless, I’m going to jump in with both feet and declare this security week on the Drunken Pumpkin.

This week we will spend some time providing ideas and stories that help keep your stuff safe.

And probably some material that gives you good examples of what doesn’t work.

A song about life written from the perspective of a giant squid.

My body’s strong, but my will is weak
I got pretty nice arms, but I hate my beak
And the dolphins are all phonies
They seem nice enough at first
They pretend to be your friends
Until they see you at your worst and then they leave you
Without a word they swim away

Too funny, you can listen to it at JonathanCoulton.com

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.