March 8th, 2007

Maybe a little too much caution

8:40 am --Shots were heard in the area of the Newton Falls shooting range

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In an effort to make the threat of terrorism less scary to children…

…the DHS has released this new, updated Terrorism Threat Assessment System

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Secure in our security ~ General Douglas MacArthur

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.

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Truisms ~ Great truths you learn as an adult

1 Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2 Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3 Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4 Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5 Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6 Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

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