Drunken Pumpkin

She was wearing a loose fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

“Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
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I wanted to let everyone who visits the Drunken Pumpkin with any regularity know, you have not been forgotten. The lack of an really volume with regard to new material being posted to the site is in part due to a heavy workload that I’m scrambling to stay on top of and in part due to the fact that I’ve lost an hour of the relatively small amount of time I have during a day to organize my thoughts and spend time on things that I want.

Yes, I am very bitter over DST.

You have my promise that I will make up for the slim pickings over the past couple of days with a deluge within the next 24 to 48 hours, though I can’t promise that the material will have much to do with this week’s topic (!@#$% Daylight Savings Time), but then, when have I ever really stuck to a theme for long?