Funny song ~ I Crush Everything by Jonathan Coulton

A song about life written from the perspective of a giant squid.

My body’s strong, but my will is weak
I got pretty nice arms, but I hate my beak
And the dolphins are all phonies
They seem nice enough at first
They pretend to be your friends
Until they see you at your worst and then they leave you
Without a word they swim away

Too funny, you can listen to it at JonathanCoulton.com