| 1. | No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptise cats. |
| 2. | When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. |
| 3. | If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. |
| 4. | Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. |
| 5. | You can’t trust dogs to watch your food. |
| 6. | Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. |
| 7. | Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time. |
| 8. | You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. |
| 9. | Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. |
| 10. | The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap. |
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gamedobby | 01-Mar-07 at 5:45 pm | Permalink
I am inclined to disagree with the first of the great truths on this list. I think it should be amended to:
1) Baptising a cat is a traumatic experiance for everyone involved.
I’d also like to point out that a well done video of a cat baptism would surely become a highly sought after download. You should run a “Best Baptism” contest. I offer up as a prize my “drunken pumpkin pie” recipe so long as the winner agrees to keep the recipe strictly confidential.