Other ways to spend your money once you are a millionaire
I-Glasses: Head mounted video display units
LED Earwax Pick: So that you can see what you are doing…when cleaning someone else’s earwax.
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April 20th, 2007
Thought for the day ~ Anonymous
Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark
The 2 Easy Steps to Become a Millionaire
As with most things the hardest part to becoming a Millionaire is the first step. And things are no different with this program.
Step 1) Create and run a webservice that is incredibly popular. Sign as many people up as possible for a service that is free and useful, and, most importantly, very difficult to monetize, so, no subscription fees, no ads. Make sure to struggle with a smile while working three jobs to maintain your server bill.
Step 2) Sell your webservice to an existing Web giant for copious amounts of money. Pray that the Web giants competitors don’t eat your idea alive before the check clears.
Tune in tomorrow for the Kevin Jones and the rabid weasels.
