Still Amusing Ourselves
Yesterday’s incredibly repetitive Spam posts seem to have got under the skin of a few people. Mine included, but that’s not really the point. We are, after all, amusing ourselves.
Here is just a sample of the mass amounts of email that we received regarding yesterday’s hijinks:
Pumpkin eaters,
You’re insensitive posts have wasted vast amounts of my computer’s runtime. I am quite the busy spammer, and I barely had time to send out my required 1,000,000 emails to meet my quota, what with my rss feed always pinging with some new tidbit about that tasty Spam treat. And all of those statistics alternately turned my stomach and made me proud of American ingenuity. And all of those pictures of Spam made my poor kitten fluffy go absolutely mad.
Shame on you. I’ll never visit your site again. Unless I need somewhere to dump spam in the comments section to increase my page rank.
Sincerely,
May Dupnaim
Quite the fury isn’t she. Well, I hope that those of you returning today weren’t as offended as May. Apparently, you weren’t or you wouldn’t be reading this, you’d just send a bot to sell c1@lis in our comments.
Tune in tomorrow, and we promise you another salty snack.
