April 29th, 2007

Mrs. Jones Enemies

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the priest asked, “How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?”

80% held up their hands. The priest then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

“Mrs Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have any.” She replied, smiling sweetly.

“Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”

“Ninety eight” she replied.

“Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”

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Thought for the day ~ Albert Einstein

A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death

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