The Seven Dwarfs knock on the door of a convent. Mother Superior answers and Doc asks her if there are any 3 foot nuns inside. Mother Superior gives him a funny look and says “No.”
There is much whispering amongst the dwarfs and then Happy asks her if there are any 3 foot nuns in the country. Mother Superior answers no.
Grumpy politely asks her if there are any 3 foot nuns on the continent. The Mother Superior assures him that there are no 3 foot nuns on the continent.
Sleepy starts to ask a question and Mother Superior yells “NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS ON THE PLANET. THERE ARE NO THREE FOOT NUNS ANYWHERE! NEVER HAVE BEEN ANY….EVER!”
The dwarfs all turn to Dopey and begin to chant “DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!”

























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