Comments on: In MY Mind http://www.drunken-pumpkin.com/2007/04/in-my-mind/ Amusing Ourselves Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:24:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: Amanda http://www.drunken-pumpkin.com/2007/04/in-my-mind/#comment-3007 Amanda Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:20:13 +0000 http://www.drunken-pumpkin.com/2007/04/in-my-mind/#comment-3007 Oh. Dear. Can you imagine if we really had to measure distances in Teddy Grams? All those cookies laid end-to-end would make counting impossible. We'd have to go metric, but then we'd have kilograms, and we'd end up baking cakes with flour measured by weight from Indianapolis to Chicago. ooohh -- it hurts my poor, tender head. Oh. Dear. Can you imagine if we really had to measure distances in Teddy Grams? All those cookies laid end-to-end would make counting impossible. We’d have to go metric, but then we’d have kilograms, and we’d end up baking cakes with flour measured by weight from Indianapolis to Chicago. ooohh — it hurts my poor, tender head.

]]> By: jeff http://www.drunken-pumpkin.com/2007/04/in-my-mind/#comment-3011 jeff Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:22:13 +0000 http://www.drunken-pumpkin.com/2007/04/in-my-mind/#comment-3011 No, no, Teddy Grams would have to be a measure of weight. Given that, many people's lives would be less stressful and possibly more fun...you don't have to focus on pounds, but on Teddy Grams. Lose Teddy Grams, with our new diet program... the ability to brag, "I've lost 2,500 Teddy Grams this week alone." No, no, Teddy Grams would have to be a measure of weight.

Given that, many people’s lives would be less stressful and possibly more fun…you don’t have to focus on pounds, but on Teddy Grams. Lose Teddy Grams, with our new diet program… the ability to brag, “I’ve lost 2,500 Teddy Grams this week alone.”

]]> By: Amanda http://www.drunken-pumpkin.com/2007/04/in-my-mind/#comment-3016 Amanda Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:14:56 +0000 http://www.drunken-pumpkin.com/2007/04/in-my-mind/#comment-3016 I lost 2500 Teddy Grams once -- I had a little gambling problem in elementary school. :) I lost 2500 Teddy Grams once — I had a little gambling problem in elementary school.

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