New York to London, or Maybe France

The directions that Jeff got from Google yesterday were clearly mistaken. You can’t swim across the ocean. You need a rowboat. And then only if you can make it into a folk song.

But then again, Harbo and Samuelson were going to France, not London. Maybe you need a special permit to land a rowboat in London if you’re going to stay there for longer than a day. I think I’ll just stick to flying. Broomsticks are cheaper, anyway.