Have you ever had one of those days when every thing was going just right?
You know, the kind of day when someone says, “Have a nice day!” and you don’t want to kill them. And doesn’t that just throw you off a little bit? By the end of the day you’re looking for the catastrophe that is going to make the next few weeks a living hell trying to pick up the pieces from your dog dying and your boss getting fired, leaving you in charge of a project that’s three months behind and $8,000,000 over budget. And that’s really no way to spend a good day.
That’s why you need the Problematic (c)tm patent pending! It will make your life just a little bit uncomfortable so you don’t have to spend the day waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Remember when life gets easy something Problematic is just around the corner.
**I did warn you there would be a willful violation of the English language.
Tune in tomorrow for even more atrocities on our native tongue. Like lemonade and root beer.
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