Drunken Pumpkin

Instructions:
1) If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating missing dot, you will only see one color of dot, pink.
2) If you stare at the black “+” in the center, the missing dot appears to be a green dot.
3) Now, concentrate on the black “+” in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear , and you will only see a green dot rotating.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit.

There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I’m doing it as a public service.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.