Booze or Water?

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit.

There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I’m doing it as a public service.