Drunken Pumpkin

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse

I know, it’s pretentious to refer to myself in the third person, but for anyone who has been visiting regularly, you’ll get the joke. Everyone else, well stick with us, our humor tends to get recycled pretty regularly.

I’ve spent the entirety of the weekend doing battle with five trojans and all the fun that they brought with them on my home PC.

As of this moment, I’m declaring ‘Mission Accomplished’. See, a joke several years old and it still gets recycled.

Anyway, because of the amount of information and easy to understand advice that was listed, I wanted to plug Forums.Spybot, a discussion board on which people who understand how to hunt down and remove malware advise people like me. If you are in need, this is a great place to start.

Will get some material posted up over the next day or two, but it is 1:00 AM at the moment, so I’m going to bed.

I’ve repeatedly commented on our continuing attempts to repair formatting issues that have been occurring since we updated our file management software at the beginning of March. The bad news is that we have a lot of work still ahead of us. The good news is that the process has been accelerating to a snail’s pace recently and as of this moment, to my knowledge, the formatting has been corrected for all material posted under the Animals, Audio, Conspiracy Theory, Educational, and Games categories.

Also, we’ve begun expanding the categories that we use on our site, adding some sub categorization for several of the categories that have grown too large, or for topics that we have presented enough material to warrant a category of it’s own. Thus far, under Audio we have added Comedy Skits, Comedy Songs, Podcasts, and Stand Up. Bizarre Products, Funny Websites, and Recipes have been added as categories unto themselves. General Humor has been split up into Advertising, Jokes, Motivational Material, and News Clippings. Images and Pics has been subdivided into Amazing Images (in other words, ‘purty pitchers’), Cartoons, and Funny Images. Famous Last Words is finally a subcategory of it’s own. Lastly, Videos has now been split into Commercials and Funny Video.

All of this is intended to make navigation through our website easier for everyone. Please let us know if you have suggestions and we will see what can be done about incorporating those changes.

Thanks to everyone for their continued support and patience.

Chronicle.com

A good article, well-written, an entertaining read by Robert L. Park

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is investing close to a million dollars in an obscure Russian scientist’s antigravity machine, although it has failed every test and would violate the most fundamental laws of nature. The Patent and Trademark Office recently issued Patent 6,362,718 for a physically impossible motionless electromagnetic generator, which is supposed to snatch free energy from a vacuum. And major power companies have sunk tens of millions of dollars into a scheme to produce energy by putting hydrogen atoms into a state below their ground state, a feat equivalent to mounting an expedition to explore the region south of the South Pole.
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”

Instructions:
1) If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating missing dot, you will only see one color of dot, pink.
2) If you stare at the black “+” in the center, the missing dot appears to be a green dot.
3) Now, concentrate on the black “+” in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear , and you will only see a green dot rotating.