Drunken Pumpkin

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, “You wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The person replies, “I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?”
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Czech hackers managed to get access to a webcam and insert realistic footage of nuclear explosion. The incident was broadcasted on the Czech TV programme Panorama on Sunday.

Full article and video of the broadcast can be found at Net-Security.org

Sad that I didn’t share this earlier, but I didn’t find it until it showed up in the news today. The US Department of Energy has a website for kids, with fun games and activities, to help teach children about the proper way to handle radioactive waste. The website is at ocrwm.doe.gov/youth.

As I said, this website just showed up in the news…

It appears that our House of Representatives just voted to cut off funding for Yucca Mountain Johnny and the gang.

Now kids will have to learn about radioactive waste disposal the same way the rest of us did, through trial and error.

I thought that the author of the original Ten Commandments had retired from writing, but maybe I was mistaken.

Drivers’ “Ten Commandments”

61. In any case, with the request for motorists to exercise virtue, we have drawn up a special “decalogue” for them, in analogy with the Lord’s Ten Commandments. These are stated here below, as indications, considering that they may also be formulated differently.

I. You shall not kill.
II. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
III. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
IV. Be charitable and help your neighbour in need, especially victims of accidents.
V. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
VI. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
VII. Support the families of accident victims.
VIII. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
IX. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
X. Feel responsible towards others.

As always, I’ve excerpted these from the original document, which can be found here.