Drunken Pumpkin

Probably the most timeless comedy sketch ever. Still makes me laugh aloud almost as much as the first time I heard it.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished

If you check out the comments on our first vid, you’ll notice that Jeff has asked for some applications to be our friend. Sadly, there haven’t been any as of yet. No one likes. Except Ed, he likes us, and he even says so.

I’ve always thought it was fun that when studios are looking for new talent they hold what is called a “cattle call” and pretty much anyone can come pretend to be an actor. It amazes me that anyone shows up to these things. ‘Cause if they do get hired, it’s usually as an extra, also know as “Scenery that eats”. Where can I sign up for Hollywood?

But, we will be screening new friends for the next few weeks. Maybe we can get a few on the site. That might be a hoot.

Tune in tomorrow when I talk about losing weight and quitting smoking at the same time. I am a bundle of joy right now.

It doesn’t make much sense to believe in evolution and be a vegetarian. Make the little bastards evolve.

Pev, a commentor on NewsVine

To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up

Well, the movie is finally in something of a finished state. Jeff or I will be posting it to YouTube at some point after we get the logo burned into that bad boy. That oughta help the traffic a little. But I wanted to get it up on the site as soon as possible, so you guys get a view without the opening logo. At least for now.

Music is a mutilated version of Holst’s “The Planets”. And the story was based on Angrybob’s proclivity to violence.

Enjoy.

Update: Someone contacted me to say they were having trouble playing the video. If you experience difficulties, you can download the video here.