 | Drunken PumpkinAmusing Ourselves | Before I speak, I have something important to say. ~ Groucho Marx |
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.
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