Drunken Pumpkin

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Maybe it’s good to be surprised at what comes out of you. As long as, you know, it’s not a vital organ of some sort.

Found at Clayton’s Rookery

Really, the Democrats appear to have about three viable options for the Presidency. And I’m pretty sure their really only viable because the Republicans are throwing out some pointless crap at present.

First up we have Hillary Clinton. I know, most folks would say she did a pretty good job last time, so maybe she’s still up to the challenge of running the free world. I don’t know. I still have some issues with a woman president. And I really have issues with having yet another family start up it’s own Presidential empire.

Next up is Barack Obama. He scares me just a little bit. I picked up his book about his career in politics and it was a little light. Frankly, I’ve seen more text in a Playboy special edtion than in this chaps autobiography. I think it’s great to have a fresh face in politics, but I think the GOP will really take him to task on the fact that he has been in politics for less than a decade. Couple that with the fact he has been pushing pretty heavily for the presidency almost since he started in politics. I like the thought of a candidate with new ideas, but I’d like him to have had time to ruminate on those ideas for a little while.

Last, and probably least, is John Edwards. Husband of Cancer girl. Sympathy can only take you so far. I don’t see it carrying him to the White House.

Well, the meters running and I’ve got errands to run. Look for a wide variety of silly voices tomorrow, as pick up photography seems to have fallen through for this week. But soon. I hope.

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune.”

Girl to her boyfriend: “One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.”
The guy replies: “Thanks for the warning.”

A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor.”